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EIGHT / FAUST

they/them or he/she*
23 yoa + 2spirit mestiza
disabled + mentally ill
(white-passing indigenous)
(transmisogyny exempt)

*mixed usage by close friends only
please ask permission

do not follow if:

  • you're a white supremacist, racist, homophobe, zionist, etc

  • you think somebodys kink is a good reason to write some kind of callout post

  • "anti", "pro shipping", in general use these terms to describe your opinions, you are annoying and fandombrained

  • are "against" he/him lesbians, she/her gay men, and people in general using GNC pronouns

  • are a trans exclusionary rad fem/gender critical

  • are a transmedicalist/believe dysphoria is required to be trans

  • are going to call me queer without fucking asking me

  • care a lot about asexual inclusion/exclusion discourse (i'm not going to ever discourse about this)

  • you mock/argue about religion and spirituality, especially indigenous practices

  • support capitalism, liberalism, etc

  • ur not native and ur gonna interrogate me about my indigenity

LIGHT OF MY LIFE, ULTIMATE COMFORT CHARACTER MADOKA!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME I WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR HER!! ASK ME ABOUT HOW GREAT AND WONDERFUL SHE IS BECAUSE I COULD TALK ABOUT HER FOREVER! I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR HER!! SHE IS A PRECIOUS CHILD WHO I WOULD PROTECT TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH! SORRY PMMM IS CRINGE BUT I LOVE HER!

MY FAVORITE IDOL GROUP! THE BEST COUPLE IN ALL OF VIDEOGAMES! THE TWO COOLEST CEPHALOPODS OUT THERE! A SQUIDKID AND AN OCTOGIRL TAKIN’ THE WORLD BY STORM!

PEARL

MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE SQUID GIRL! THE BEST IDOL IN ALL OF SPLATOON! A PUNK, TAKES-NO-SHIT, ALWAYS DOWN TO TURF WAR GIRL WHO DOESN’T CARE IF YOU THINK HER FOREHEAD IS UGLY! LOVES HER OCTOGIRL-FRIEND MORE THAN ANYTHING AND WON’T HESITATE TO STOP YOUR FACE IN IF SHE CATCHES YOU STARING! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

MARINA

THE HOTTEST OCTOPUS IN THE NATION! A DJ HACKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! SHE’S SWEET BUT CAN DROP A SICK BEAT IN AN INSTANCE AND LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS! SHE DEFECTED FROM THE OCTOARMY TO PURSUE HER LOVE OF MUSIC AND HER LOVE OF HER GF PEARL! I LOVE HER TO DEATH!

EXTRA STUFF

💕 i'm bi + polyam! 💕